gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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