just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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