I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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