North Korea, Best Korea!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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