he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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