And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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