So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
