i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
please don't ironically join a cult
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