went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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