She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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