Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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