she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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