Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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