No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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