It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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