do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
