Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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