Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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