This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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