All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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