he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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