dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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