Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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