I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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