I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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