called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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