How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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