So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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