dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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