I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
