No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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