he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Randomize
