just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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