at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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