after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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