I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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