Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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