he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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