420 ftw
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
ok first of all what the fuck
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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