you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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