Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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