census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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