You're my little dorito
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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