And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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