Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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