we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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