Your dad touched me again.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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