Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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