so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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