I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
where am i from again
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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