Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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