once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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