absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
