How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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