Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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